Cause I'm Crazy

i have a problem see when i got home i ordered a pizza and ate most of that but then i had to eat a sandwich that mum made cos she filled it with special chicken but i couldn't eat it cos i was so full of pizza so now i'm just staring at one and half sandwiches that are slowly turning hard but i have to eat them cos i don't want mum knowing that i lied and haven't eaten the sandwiches with the special chicken in it

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:57:14 +0200

uhm…. Not eating it now doesn’t mean throwing it away. You can freese or just put it in a box and store it (preferably in the freezer or with some ice with it, or it eat as a breakfast tomorrow… sorry, that were my knowledge stops ^^. Good luck

((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:47:42 +0200

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:02:13 +0200

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

Hello and happy Monday, lovebug! I just wanted to welcome you into my Tumblr family and wish you a wonderful week~ My name is Amalia and my ask is always open- best wishes <3

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:52:48 +0200

Thank you sweetie, I really apreciate it <3 My ask is open too guys if you have trouble I’m here!

theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:39:51 +0200

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

judgem3ntal-fucks: stayy-with-mee-forever: forever...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:33:20 +0200

judgem3ntal-fucks:

stayy-with-mee-forever:

forever reblog

shes back omg, with over 1 million hits emragerd

elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:42:42 +0200

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

generationfree: lakilester: No one get’s lynched for...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:38:22 +0200

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

qrave: Talking to your parents on the phone Accurate.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:49:27 +0200

qrave:

Talking to your parents on the phone

Accurate.

edrecoveringgirl: Am I the only one who can’t do a push-up? Nooooo youre not!! At last someone...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:07:36 +0200

edrecoveringgirl:

Am I the only one who can’t do a push-up?

Nooooo youre not!! At last someone like me!

acidiceffect: teeething: some zosan for you Literally...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:56:37 +0200

acidiceffect:

teeething:

some zosan for you

Literally screaming

qetfit: (via TumbleOn)

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:54:10 +0200

qetfit:

(via TumbleOn)

hokaidoplanet: creaseintime: cookiekween: And there you have...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:51:52 +0200

hokaidoplanet:

creaseintime:

cookiekween:

And there you have it. The main cast of Cookies and Crime. A few changes and a few new characters. And it should be noted that Redusa’s (previously Ori) name was Quillystuff’s idea. And Lemony is a character loosely based on Crypticsparrow’s OC.

casually ships P.B. and Doodle

SOMEONE COSPLAY THIS WITH ME

nsfwsb: if you say “happiness” in english with a french accent it sounds like “a penis” and if you...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:36:41 +0200

nsfwsb:

if you say “happiness” in english with a french accent it sounds like “a penis” and if you say “happiness” in french with an american accent it sounds like “boner”

OMG.

psych-facts: More here

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:35:14 +0200

psych-facts:

More here

eatcleanmakechanges: so true.

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:35:03 +0200

eatcleanmakechanges:

so true.

meemeegang: swmpmnstr: fozmeadows: ninja-pillow-timeywimey: A...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:31:08 +0200

meemeegang:

swmpmnstr:

fozmeadows:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Most perfect thing of all the things.

Most perfect thing of all the things.

I love this.

wayfinderpromises: Kingdom Hearts Landscape Art

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:08:01 +0200

wayfinderpromises:

Kingdom Hearts Landscape Art

locktale: hot-gal-settings: zelonaekkeoya: thefaultygentleman:...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:06:13 +0200

locktale:

hot-gal-settings:

zelonaekkeoya:

thefaultygentleman:

artisticindulgence:

sweetsandpotatochips:

acciomydivision:

emilyisobsessed:

Number one rule guys.

NUMBER. ONE. RULE.

I tried to use Alt+Reblog and it sent me to the reblog page

Tumblr wants me to do this specially

I shall obey

ALWAYS REBLOG A PHOTO OF YOUR LEADER NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER ONE RULE

Damn he’s fine.

DADDY

sadisticmonster: I would describe my sexuality view as I don’t give a fuck about who you feel...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:08:05 +0200

sadisticmonster:

I would describe my sexuality view as I don’t give a fuck about who you feel attracted to it’s not me anyway